Sardarji Jokes - 0000024

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

1. YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.

2. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

3. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

4. SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!