Sardarji Jokes - 0000027

Banta started to explain his Adventure. He had gone to a remote village on some work and due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."

He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked, "Do you have grown up daughters?"

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Banta replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night ....."

Sardarji Jokes - 0000026

Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji’s Brother owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.

He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple’s price, tell them $2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet
or sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.

Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples.

A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is ? Sardarji replied $2 a pound.

Lady said; all sardarji’s are idiot and fools. Sardarji replied, some are, some are not.

Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to police station. Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take.

Sardarji Jokes - 0000025

Sardaarji one day went to see an 'A' certified movie.

In the movie there was a scene in which the beautiful heroine going to take a bath in a river. There was a railway track nearby, parallel to the river.

As the heroine starts removing her clothes, a train comes along the track and blocks the view of the heroine. When the train finally passes over the track, next shot shown is the heroine standing on the river bank fully dressed, having finished her bath.

Sardaarji was disappointed. He started going for the movie everyday, every show and always came out a dejected man.

Sardaar's friend who noticed this routine asked him what the matter was. Sardaar explained everything, the beautiful heroine going to take a bath and the damned train coming along, blocking the view.

His friend again asked "then what the hell you are going for the movie again and again?"

Sardaar replied "Arrey yaar, Indian Railway ki gaadi hai naa?? Ek din jaroor late aayegi aur mujhe woh scene dekhne ko milega......is ummid me jaa rahaa hoon yaar...."

Sardarji Jokes - 0000024

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

1. YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.

2. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

3. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

4. SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!